important first date questions: have you ever roflcoptered
late night self-loathing
why does no one stick around
why is my body the worst
why can’t I fix it
why don’t I like my friends
i like the internet a lot there’s a lot of fun stuff to do i’m glad i was born when i was shout out to the internet and my parents
5 Weird Facts 95% of People Don’t Know:
1.) Dogs have a way of communicating called a “Bark”!
2.) Chapstick can actually make your lips more dry!
3.) Barack Obama is the first president of the United States!
4.) The Dachshund (Known as the ‘hot dog’ breed) can grow up to 50 feet long! Wow!
5.) The year is 2013